Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
Kill yourself, hoes!
What's better than poo?
Bill Cosplay
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Please don't kill [me].
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.