Worst Jokes Ever
Rajdeep
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Bra eat E.T.?
Hi.
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What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Jake Paul's life:
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.