Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between Axne and a priest??

One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.