Worst Jokes Ever
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Who are you?
Yourself.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
My life </3 XD :'(
My friend's life.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!