Worst Jokes Ever
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
The Twin Towers.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Most pakis are disabled.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?