Worst Jokes Ever
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If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.