Worst Jokes Ever
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
kanker
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Also, not love everyone.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I love jokes about buses.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?