Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Chupa mi polla.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Anal.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
How are you?
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
Mum is the best!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.