Worst Jokes Ever
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.