Worst Jokes Ever
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
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Your love life.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."