Worst Jokes Ever
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Eggshausted.
"Time"? More like waiting.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.