Worst Jokes Ever
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Arden is so fat!
Why is Gennis gay?
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.