Worst Jokes Ever

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

Let's taco about something.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

A bass drum is the boss.

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish! 😂

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him :)

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

Who are you?

Yourself.

Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

The joke is me.

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.