Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Conor's life.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Actually doing homework.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
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Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Ali A's face.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Fuck nugget!
My life, haha, so funny!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.