Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.