Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Joke: Me.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What are you on? YouTube.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD