Worst Jokes Ever
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Fat.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Rajdeep