Worst Jokes Ever
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I sucked your mom's anus.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Beau is gay.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Your life.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
Y'all gay asf yaya.