Worst Jokes Ever

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.

You wanna hear a joke? You.

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Assalam alaikum, bitches.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?

Me: The medication is the drugs.

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.