Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
I just had sex.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He is dead.