Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Joe.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Where is Australia?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.