Worst Jokes Ever
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Oof, you're gay!
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.