Worst Jokes Ever
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Octopussy.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Oliver Savage's life.