Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.

I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.

So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.

He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?

A flamingo.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

Why is Donald Trump president?

So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

These are ear-retcal jokes...

Fail.

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.

JOKES

1. my life 2. pat as a cat.

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

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The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.