Worst Jokes Ever
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂