Worst Jokes Ever
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
riding (DYM 145).
Your (DYM 146).
Mom, (DYM 147)
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.