Worst Jokes Ever
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Taylor.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.