Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Bill, that's racist!
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."