Worst Jokes Ever
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
I just had sex.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Oh, hail no!!!
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.