Worst Jokes Ever
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
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How do you shrivel a dick?
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.