Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.