Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Your hairline goes back to China.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.