Worst Jokes Ever
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
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Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.