Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Where is Australia?

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

What’s the opposite of poo?

Is anyone gay?

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

"Go get me the lamb sauce!"

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

Chat date for Gwen and Tj.

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Homeless people live on rocks.

Non-homeless people live in rocks.

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!