Worst Jokes Ever
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.