Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."