Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.