Blended Frog

What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so you got this frog, right? It's green and maybe has some red on it. Now, picture this frog inside a blender. When you turn the blender on, that frog is gonna be blended into a red and green smoothie going super fast. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross, just like your internet search history!

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