Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He is dead.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
I am looking for Mike Roch.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
I like tortles.
Porky
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.