Worst Jokes Ever
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!