Worst Jokes Ever
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
I lick cows for my mother.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Willies.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your life is the best joke ever.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
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