Worst Jokes Ever
I'm not gay, dick.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Hi boo!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What picture is that?
What is the address?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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Fuck nugget!
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe