Worst Jokes Ever
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Poopy, farty, pee.
Capitalism.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.