Worst Jokes Ever
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Your Fortnite win rate.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.