Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
No joking.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.