Worst Jokes Ever
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Raffie?
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Ya mum!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."