Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Y'all is ugly!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
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Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."