Worst Jokes Ever

Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Hi 👋, was the day you?

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I hate crying.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

What is a bus 🚌?

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love sleep 🛏!

What is your favorite name?

Amy has.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

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Beans and toast.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)