Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."