Worst Jokes Ever
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You're an orphan.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.