Worst Jokes Ever
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.