Worst Jokes Ever

Lee Bryan

What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

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Why did the goat have an abortion?

Because she already had too many kids!

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

Why did 1 eat 2?

'Cause he was hungry.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

Hi, my name is Bob.

What do you call a three humped camel?

A prostitute from New York.

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.

How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?

Poker face.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Frenid: R u gay?

Me: Yes u

Frenid: No I am bi.

Me: Dang it!

Frenid: What?

Me: I like u.

Frenid: Ok I like u to.

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.