Worst Jokes Ever
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I’m coming for you two!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Conor's life.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.