Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
My mum.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
My name is Jeff.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
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Quiz: Turn what for what?
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.