Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Tides right?
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They donāt know; they couldnāt figure out what to say.
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.