Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Comment if I'm ugly.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!