Worst Jokes Ever

Conor's life.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.

What do you call a policeman/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

Because of his coffin.

This site.

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So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!

Why did Ross fall off the swing?

Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Charlie.

Charlie who?

Charlie Brown! Good grief!

I like tortles.

Porky

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?

His dribble.

He is dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!