Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why is Gennis gay?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
When an African has a twin, your me??
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?