Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?