Worst Jokes Ever
Dean's sex life.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
My existence.
My life.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Make America hate again.