Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
John Cena.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
riding (DYM 145).
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.