Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
You are family.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Is anyone gay?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.