Worst Jokes Ever
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
F*ck my ass.
fff.