Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Your face.
No, you!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Your mum!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Ed is dumb.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Make America hate again.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Black dog is gay.
U were accidental.