Worst Jokes Ever
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What is this?
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Anybody home? :)
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Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂