Worst Jokes Ever
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Doin' (DYM 34).
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Where is Australia?
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!