Worst Jokes Ever
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
You guys are idiots!
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!