Worst Jokes Ever
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Dean's sex life.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
My existence.
My life.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.