Worst Jokes Ever
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)