Worst Jokes Ever
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
I knead bread.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.