Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Isaac
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
I fell down yesterday.
My life.
Kill me, please.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."