Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
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Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Person you don't know, my name.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What the hehehehehehe?
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Anyone know sadgirl101?
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Stop, orphan joke!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.