Worst Jokes Ever
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Penny.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!