Worst Jokes Ever
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.