Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.