Worst Jokes Ever
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
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