Worst Jokes Ever

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

What’s an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.

Did you?

What's the biggest problem with gravity?

It keeps putting people down.

1+1? Too hard.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

Have you ever eaten African food?