Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!