Worst Jokes Ever

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

I get jealous when my phone dies.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?