Worst Jokes Ever

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Why are emos jealous of light?

The lights are hanging.

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

I like my clocks like I like people.

Under 12.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.