What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Worst Jokes Ever
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
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