Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What goes inside and comes out wet?