What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
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