Worst Jokes Ever
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Hi stone, I'm watching.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."