Worst Jokes Ever
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.