Worst Jokes Ever
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.