Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.