Worst Jokes Ever

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

Clap em sis!

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.