Worst Jokes Ever
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself…
A piece of cake.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.