Worst Jokes Ever
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Cooper is funny.
Cooper is the best to ever live.