Worst Jokes Ever
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Someone dies.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.