Worst Jokes Ever
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.