Worst Jokes Ever
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)