Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,

"Some asshole has my pen!"

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

A man walks into a bar.

He had to have 13 stitches!

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Umm, what joke should I make?

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!