Worst Jokes Ever
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
God bless the shooting that happened.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
That's wheely (really) sad.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Drawned.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Allahu Akbar.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.