Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
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My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.