Worst Jokes Ever
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Psyonix's OCE servers.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Bread is racist.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"