Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.