Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.