Worst Jokes Ever
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
ASH
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.