Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Tyler
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
9/11.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!