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Ten-tickles

Anonymous
6 years ago ·
  • How do you make an octopus laugh?

    Ten-tickles.

  • 0
    • Octopus
    • Animal
    • Sea
    • Tickling
    • Laugh
    • Zoology

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, bozo. The joke is that octopuses have ten tickles instead of tentacles, and tickling makes people (and apparently octopuses) laugh. Get it now, dummy?

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