Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.