Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

Haha, you're gay!

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!

It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(

Drawned.

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

Here's a joke... you.

Was he under insurance claim?

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.