Worst Jokes Ever
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Dcexcedcrd.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.