Worst Jokes Ever
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Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Connor Davison