Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
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90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.