Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."