A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
