Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.