Worst Jokes Ever
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.