Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
âI just flew in yesterday,â the African man says. âAnd boy are my arms tired!â
âYou know, thatâs kind of an old joke here in America,â replied his friend.
âJoke?â the African man said. âIâve been holding my hands in the air yelling âdonât shootâ ever since I got to this damn country!â
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Whatâs the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Whatâs the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
Theyâre always coming out of the closet.
Why arenât short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you canât look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when youâre watching in reverse order.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
Iâd hit that.
Are you a haunted house? Because Iâm going to scream when Iâm in you! đŤ
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, theyâll be waiting for you in heaven.
Whatâs the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet