Worst Jokes Ever
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.