Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Life.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!