Worst Jokes Ever

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

Mom! (DYM 10)

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

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There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

Put more comments.

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Doin (DYM 11).

Me: I have a dream.

Mom: What?

Me: For you to fucking shut up.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Nononono.