Worst Jokes Ever
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
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Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Nononono.
Ready? Go!
Your (DYM 6).
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"