Worst Jokes Ever
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
Doin (DYM 45)
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Haymoohay?
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Doin (DYM 4)
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D