Worst Jokes Ever
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Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.