Worst Jokes Ever
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
Stupid.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
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What is your address?
Habit.
I'm the joke, bitch.
You are the joke.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your d*** size...
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?