Worst Jokes Ever
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
"Homo Simpson"
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
The West is dying.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.