Worst Jokes Ever
Two towers.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Riley Styler :)
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
¿Hola, quién es?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)