Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Yo wsp?
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
My social life.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
You are in the airway, how funny!