Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
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I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
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What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*