Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
No one has my back like my dad.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
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Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
What is you you?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!