Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*