Worst Jokes Ever
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Alles tut weh.
Hello guys!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?