Worst Jokes Ever
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
My mom
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What is your body like? Soft.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Your mom dot com.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.