Worst Jokes Ever

Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.

Why do orphans come to me?

'Cause they have someone to call "father."

Your (DYM 9).

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

Mom! (DYM 10)

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

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There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

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Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?