Worst Jokes Ever
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
dik.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Yo mama joke.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!