Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Mo sal. F.
I ass big ass you :-)
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
A burrito walked off a building.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
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Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is you you?
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!