Worst Jokes Ever
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Nutty.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Shit.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.