Worst Jokes Ever
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Can you see me?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
mnvsdvmsdnva.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Your AMAMA.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)